It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies (4 page)

Deck the halls with parts of Wally,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

’Tis the season for brains by golly,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Chew we now our friend’s gray matter,

Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.

Wear old clothes ’cause fresh brains splatter,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing town before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Let’s go in and eat the chorus,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me, we eat with leisure,

Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.

A fresh brain for our Yuletide pleasure.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Zombie the Snowman was a jolly, happy ghoul,

With a corncob pipe and some boy’s nose

And two eyes he got at school.

Zombie the Snowman is a fairy tale, they say;

He was undead, it’s so,

But the children know how he came back to life one day.

There must have been a virus in

That old silk hat they found,

For when they placed it on his head,

He began to dance around.

Oh, Zombie the Snowman was alive as he could be,

And the children say he ate brains all day,

And they ran from that Zombie.

Chorus

Thumpety thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Look at Zombie go.

Thumpety thump thump,

Thumpety thump thump,

Over the hills of snow.

Zombie the Snowman knew the brains were fresh that day,

So he said, “Please run, because it’s lots more fun when I eat your brain that way.”

Down through the village with a femur in his hand,

Running here and there all around the square,

Sayin’, “Decapitate me if you can!”

He chased them through the streets of town

And ate the traffic cop,

And he barely paused a moment when he heard the cop’s brain pop!

Zombie the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way,

But he waved good-bye, sayin’, “Please do cry,

I’ll eat your brains someday!”

Chorus

Oh the virus outside is spreadin’,

And there’s more and more undeadin’,

But when fresh brains are running low,

Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!

The Zombie ’pocalypse ain’t stopping—

Listen, hear the eyeballs a-popping,

But fresh brains are running low,

Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!

The humans put up a good fight,

But lost out to a Zombie swarm!

So if you’ll really let me turn,

I’ll eat my own sister’s arm!

Civilization is slowly dying,

And, humans, we’re still good-bying,

But Zombies already ate your nose,

Eat a toe! Eat a toe! Eat a toe!

Here we come a-garroting,

Among the brains that bleed.

Here we come a-Zombie-ing,

Undead to be seen.

Chorus

We have come to eat you,

With a Zombie virus, too.

And God bless you as I rip off your ear,

And God bless you as I rip off your ear.

We are not your normal Zombies

Who roam from door to door,

But we were friendly neighbors,

Whom you have seen before.

Chorus

Let’s eat the master of this house,

And eat the mistress too,

And all the little children,

Let’s eat them through and through.

Chorus

And all your kin and kinfolk

That dwell both far and near,

We wish they were still living,

But they are gone we fear.

Chorus

I’m dreaming of an undead Christmas,

With the virus all aglow,

Where the brainpans glisten

And humans listen

To hear Zombies tromping through the snow.

I’m dreaming of an undead Christmas

With every human that I bite.

May your days be merry and bright,

And may all your Christmas brains taste right.

I’m dreaming of an undead Christmas

With every human being I bite.

May your days be scary with fright,

And may all your Christmas brains taste right.

Bleeding from the nose,

There’s one horse left to slay,

O’er the fields we go,

Feasting all the way.

Bells on bobtails ring,

Make undead spirits bright.

What fun it is to chew and sing

An eating song tonight!

Oh, Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Howling all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead open sleigh!

Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Chomping all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead open sleigh!

A day or two ago,

I got a Zombie bite,

And soon Miss Fanny Bright—

I was chewing on her side.

The horse was lean and stank,

But horse brains are our lot.

We got into a drifted bank

And the horse he was upsot.

Oh, Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Howling all the way!

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead horsey sleigh!

Zombie yells, Zombie yells,

Chomping all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In an undead horsey sleigh, yeah!