Judas and the Vampires (3 page)

Only those who have met their soul mate—or at least
one
of their eternal companions, since we all have several—will relate to what I tell you next, I’m sure. Once our eyes met in that rundown Glasgow pub, where the charged air around us forced a meeting destined from before her birth, my ideas of what sex and love entailed were changed forever. No one has touched my heart since—at least nothing with the pull that Beatrice has.

Still, it doesn’t stop me from taking an occasional look at the ‘menu’, so to speak.

That’s where Dr. Rose comes in.

“I thought you might have forgotten your appointment today,” she said, chuckling to herself as she closed her office door behind us. “Usually, you’re here ten minutes before nine, so I became a little worried when nine o’clock arrived and ‘no William’.”

I always wait for her to move around the desk to her preferred high-back leather chair before I take my seat upon the plush sofa across from her. I like to watch her walk, though I’ve ceased to mentally undress the fairer sex in their presence. Better to save those images until later on, for when I’m alone with nothing else to do....

“I wouldn’t miss this for the world.” I smiled smugly as I took my usual seat, toward the far left end of the sofa and the farthest distance from her. A much better view, my dears.

Her red form-fitting dress lingered in my mind while I considered if such attire best suited her loose crimson curls resting upon her shoulders or not. It drew my gaze back up from her ample bosom. Unfortunately, her bright green eyes were watching me. The expression on her face made me think she followed the flow of every silent descriptive word that had just passed through my decadent mind.... Ah,
damn!

“So, are you making any progress with the assignment I gave you in our last session?” She smiled coyly.

“Well, it depends,” I told her, pausing to look around the room, as if gathering my thoughts.

I like the room’s décor. Always have...and I’m not talking about the expensive cherry executive desk, or the matching Chippendale shelves filled with all kinds of books detailing every theorem and behavioral treatment model thought up and proposed as fact since the dawn of the twentieth century. Such rubbish—the books, I mean—at least for the most part. But I do like the row of personal photographs she keeps on the front edge of the desk, closest to where I like to sit.

“It depends on what?” she prodded, gently, as if afraid I might clam up. Sometimes I do that...no sense in being an easy cure for her, and watch my FMLA coverage and visits with the sexy doc dissolve before my very eyes. “Did you follow the exercises, the ones where you recited the positive affirmations?”

“What, that I am William Barrow?” I was unable to stifle a slight snicker. I suddenly noticed that one of the pictures had recently been changed. Instead of the one featuring her smiling face next to a young blonde male’s handsome mug, there was now a photo featuring only her in a low-cut cocktail dress. I immediately felt a surge of joy, since apparently the good-looking kid was no longer in the picture. Literally. “Sure, Dr. Rose...that was easy.”

Down boy...she thinks you’re nuts, remember?

“And, you followed that with the other half of the assignment...yes?”

“Well, the second part wasn’t quite so easy.” I shifted in my seat and prepared for the lovely scowl I knew was forthcoming.

“And why not?” A touch of disappointment laced her delivery.

I briefly entertained the fantasy she actually liked me, and perhaps hoped I’d come to my senses and enthusiastically proclaim I’m not really Judas in the flesh. Maybe I could replace the missing man in her life. But....

“Because I
am
Judas Iscariot.” I felt a strange mixture of pride and sorrow. Pride for my unwavering devotion to the truth about myself, and sorrow in regard to the certain deathblow my lurid fantasies involving Dr. Evelyn Rose would endure. “And I so hate pretending to be something I’m not. I can tolerate being William Barrow as long as it isn’t permanent. No matter what persona I take on in any given century, at the end of the day I’m still the man who betrayed Christ.”

Priceless. The look of surprise, disappointment, and scorn upon her face. Not the first time I’ve elicited such a response from a beautiful woman by confessing who I am. But definitely the first time the female had a PHD attached to her name.

“William...oh, dear William what am I going to do with you?” She didn’t deliver this in a loving tone that would normally fit the words. “You’re simply going to have to give this up. It will do you no good to go on believing this fantasy.”

She stood up from her desk and walked over to the window behind her, shaking her head while frowning. One more opportunity to study the subtle lines along the back of her stockings and hope she didn’t notice my lingering gaze upon her derriere.

“I can’t. No more than you can pretend to be someone you’re not.”

“So, you expect us all to believe that you are truly immortal. The only one of your kind?” She snickered and moved back to her chair, pulling open the top drawer to her desk.

“No,” I said. I was a little irritated with her smugness. She looked up suddenly, as either my reply or the sharpness in my tone caught her by surprise. “I mean,
yes,
I am immortal...but
no
,
I’m not the only one.”

How’s that for opening a can of worms? I’m sure her honest curiosity hidden behind that elite psychiatrist façade would match the questions everyone else has about my statement. It’s the truth...there are others, though we are more different than alike in terms of what makes us eternal wanderers across the globe. Not just things like vampires—which I understand are all the rage in modern literature, movies, games, etc. I was once considered the Prince of such beings. I assure you that assertion is a load of bull. I don’t drink blood—never have—and I’m very much alive. I’m your typical warm-blooded male, but a bit older than what you’re used to seeing.

“So, what, you’re buddies with Dracula, I take it? Or maybe you and Elvis have become pals since he supposedly faked his death!” She laughed and sat back in her chair, holding a manila folder with what I assumed is the summary of my case history. “Better yet, maybe you and Comte St. Germaine have been globetrotting the past few centuries
together!”

“Actually, he prefers his solitude.” I kept a keen eye on her facial movements to help me discern a motive behind her flippant response to my latest affirmation of my immortality. Maybe this was a brief foray on her part, to try and trip me up by delving into a different theoretic discipline—perhaps more Rogerian or Skinnerian than her usual approach? “He hasn’t traveled in plain view for nearly two centuries, and the last time he and I shared an extensive trip across
any
continent was right after the Crusades, in 1292, when I convinced him to come with me to Madrid to watch the burning of a Moorish monument.”

A little flutter in her eyes, although more than likely an indication that I had just impressed her with the technical depth of my immortal fantasy. No doubt she still thinks I’m under the spell of a serious delusion.

“So you’re stating that Comte St. Germaine is even older than what Voltaire asserted back in the late eighteenth century?”

Such disbelief in her tone...but fascination in the eyes.

“Why, yes, that is exactly the truth,” I confirmed, though unsure how much I wanted to serve her. Suffice it to say there are enough fun facts inside this head of mine to keep a good party rolling for hours on end. “He and his brother, Racco, are older than I am. I first ran into the Germaine brothers in Damascus back in the early third century A.D. We recognized each other when we crossed paths again in Constantinople in the mid fourth century, realizing by then that we were all afflicted with the same status. Although, as alchemists their immortality was on purpose while mine is simply a curse. Their names were different back then, and after the brothers had a falling out around the sixth century, I haven’t seen either one very often.”

An awkward moment of silence followed. She looked down at the file until she was ready to address me again.

“You need help, William.” She pursed her lips seductively while she tapped them with the soft eraser on her pencil. “Much more help than I can give you.”

“I
am
immortal, doc.”

“I know you think that.”

“I can’t die.” I watched her facial expression as it tightened, and then searched for a fissure in her façade.

“I know you think that,” she repeated. My psychiatrist was on professional lockdown. I feared our session would be cut short at any moment.

“I have been hung, stabbed, shot, and drawn-n’-quartered. I’ve been beheaded and disemboweled, and have even faced the dreaded iron maiden,” I said, hoping to storm her secured fortress. “If that weren’t enough, I’ve been trampled under the hooves of a thousand horses and burned alive at the stake—twice. But I don’t die, Dr. Rose. Ever.”

“Yes, I know.” She closed the manila folder and laid it on top of her desk. Then she entered something into her laptop laid open next to where she set the file. “As you’ve mentioned before, you black out at the exact moment of each ‘death’ and then magically awaken somewhere else. No wounds, no pain. Nothing.”

“Yes, exactly!”

“And you
always
look the same.” A slight grin tugged on the upper corners of her lips. “Same scars, same old moles, same dark hair. Everything, including your blue eyes, remains the same.”

“Yes.”

“When you wake up, you do so as if from a deep sleep...sometimes days later. Sometimes weeks, or even longer. Didn’t you once state that one time several years had passed?”

“Yes,” I said, feeling my irritation grow. Maybe I would cut short our visit myself. “Glad to see you’ve been taking such copious notes, doc.”

She nodded thoughtfully, which gave me a moment to reflect on a few of my death/rebirth instances. One of the worst deaths took place in England, back in 1454. Branded unfairly as a heretic, I had just procured silver piece number six. My sentence was severe, and I was to be stretched on a rack and strangled repeatedly to the point of death and brought back to full consciousness. Then, in the Tower of London’s courtyard, I was to be disemboweled and beheaded.

Having gone through all of these tortures before, I really looked forward to getting to do them all at once! All sarcasm aside, the experience was far worse than I could have ever anticipated, forced to clutch the silver coin between my buttocks. I thought for sure I would lose it before my essence’s transportation elsewhere took place. Fortunately, I died before the executioner had finished cranking out my small intestine.

Interestingly, I ended up in the New World, in an Appalachian forest. Still nearly fifty years before the European invasion would begin in earnest, the Cherokees soon accepted me as one of their own. I’ve often wondered if it was the reason why the native tribes were more trusting of the unscrupulous whites that arrived after I migrated back to Europe in 1500. Perhaps they thought everyone from the Old World bore an agreeable temperament like mine.

And the coin? It was waiting for me inside my left hand when I awoke in America. After I had recovered another coin left by an earlier Viking visit to the area that is now Virginia, I counted my blessings that I only had twenty-three more to find. If only I’d known then that I’d still be on the same journey looking for the rest of my bounty five-hundred years later.

“So, tell me what happens to your old bodies?”

I could tell from her widening grin that she was trying harder to trap me in some sort of paradox.

“My old bodies?”

“Yes, you know...the ones you leave behind?”

“Ah yes...I’ve often wondered about that as well,” I confessed. “And sometimes I’ve even investigated what became of the old me. What I’ve discovered when I did bother to investigate any of my deaths is something very curious.”

She leaned forward, eyeing me with the expectancy of a little girl. Perhaps it’s the innocent Evelyn Rose trapped somewhere inside the pragmatic adult. Fingers poised over her laptop, this was new information to her and she was intently bent on collecting it.

But I wasn’t ready to deliver...not just yet. A cliffhanger might do her some good, and maybe soften up her cynical side a bit. I pointed to the clock upon the wall closest to me.

“Sorry, but it looks like our time is up for today.”

Words she’d normally say, and the irony wasn’t lost upon her.

“You are...you
are
such a devil!” she declared, and the smile she wore right then as she shook her head seemed genuine. A mixture of surprise and admiration...at least admiration for the psychotic storyteller, I believe. Or, maybe it was
appreciation
for the tailored navy suit I chose to wear that day, where normally I prefer the casual dress styles of the past forty years.

“I haven’t been called that in awhile.” I stood up to leave. “But at least it gives us something new to talk about when I return from my trip.” I straightened my coat sleeves while watching her admiring gaze sizing me up, lingering the longest at my svelte waist. If nothing else, the suit didn’t hurt the storyteller’s allure.