Denton - 01 - Dead Folks' Blues (8 page)

“I want to know I can do something well, even if it’s just be a cheap, sleazy private investigator.”

Walter laughed. “The sleazy part’ll be easy. The rest, I don’t know. One thing you need to keep in mind: the cops are going to assume right off that Rachel killed Conrad. You get involved, they’ll figure you’re in on it.”

“Jesus, Walter,” I sighed. “Not you, too.”

“Are you sure you aren’t just thinking with your pecker?”

I looked over at Walter. Sometimes he could be a real jerk.

Walter’s two-bit psychoanalysis pissed me off at first, but the truth was I’d already considered it. Rachel Fletcher comes to me with this story about her husband being in trouble with bookies and can I help him out and all that good stuff. The next thing you know, he’s dead. C’mon, give me a break. Something’s stinko.

If I were a real detective, I’d have gone home, chugged a couple of shots of cheap bourbon, smoked a pack of unfiltered cigarettes, and grabbed a few hours’ shut-eye. But bourbon gives me heartburn like the devil, and the one time I smoked a cigarette was when I was twelve—out behind my grandparents’ garage. My father was going to spank me, until he decided that twenty minutes of projectile vomiting was punishment enough.

And I sure as hell needed more than a few hours of shut-eye. I hate to confess it, but if I don’t get an unbroken eight hours of sleep every night, I’m not worth killing the next day. Just a wuss, I guess.

By the time I got back to East Nashville, it was nearly four in the morning. I decided to hide out for a while and regroup. I closed all the blinds, made myself a cup of hot chocolate, turned the ringer off on the phone, and crawled into bed. I drifted off to sleep as an all-night news program played out some hostage drama in the Mideast.

When I woke up, the soaps were on. Something about somebody being unfaithful to somebody else, or some such melodramatic twaddle. I was too dazed to know or care what
they were talking about. I fumbled for the remote control. The room sank back into blessed silence.

Only I couldn’t sink back into sleep. I lay there awhile, but it just wasn’t going to happen.

The answering machine light was blinking a fast red. I pushed the button; the synthesized voice on a chip said: “Hello, you have … two … messages.”

Rachel’s voice came next: “Harry, are you there? Harry? The police were here. They told me.… Oh, God, Harry—” There was a long silence, followed by a phlegmatic wet sob. “Call me.”

Lonnie Smith, my repo buddy, was next: “Got one in Shelbyville, man, you interested? Trans Am, T-tops, should be a fun ride. I’ll bring the truck back. You can drive the Pontiac. Call me, dude.”

Great, I’m in the middle of a murder, and now Lonnie wants me to swipe a car as well.

    There was a box on the front page of the morning paper, a short bulletin about Conrad’s death. Apparently it all happened too late to get full treatment. I suspected the story would be all over the afternoon paper, though. I also figured my answering machine at work would be overloaded with reporter calls as well, which is why I decided to stay away from my office for a while.

I decided to take a chance and go see Dr. Marsha. I met Marsha Helms about five years ago, when I was covering a murder for the paper. I’d just been moved off the Lifestyles section onto Cityside, and it was my first real chance to get involved with the law enforcement bureaucracy in this town. Marsha helped me appreciably—gave me a lot of inside information, details I probably wasn’t supposed to know.

Marsha’s tall, maybe an inch or two taller than me, and striking. Jet-black hair, red-frame glasses, a nose as sharp and well defined as a wasp’s sting. But not what you’d call classically beautiful. Attractive, though, and with a personality that could best—and diplomatically—be described as off the wall.

What else would you expect from a lady who cuts open dead bodies for a living?

I crossed over the river on the Memorial Bridge, through the dense lunchtime traffic, past the police station, then maneuvered my way around to First Avenue. The partly cobblestone street runs down behind all the old buildings on Second Avenue, the ones that were feed stores and blacksmith shops a hundred years ago, beautifully renovated restaurants, bars, and dance clubs now. Cities get gentrified all the time, but seldom with the class of this town. People flowed freely, happily. Tourists mixed in with suited business people, street singers, and city workers in a buzz saw of activity. I drove past the replica of Fort Nashborough, past Riverfront Park, on out First Avenue until it changes into Hermitage Avenue. One of the things that make this city so wonderful is that you can get lost forever if you don’t grasp the concept of street names changing mid-block—and that Old Hickory Boulevard has no beginning and no end. It’s just kind of everywhere.

Around the bend, just past the building that’s a different Oriental restaurant, with a different owner every six weeks, is Metro General Hospital. It’s a nineteenth-century facility overloaded with twenty-first century stresses: eleven-year-old girls pregnant by their fathers, their younger brothers, or cousins; junkies; alcoholics; AIDS patients who never heard of health insurance, even if they could afford it. The knifings, stabbings, car wrecks, plane crashes—they all go to General.

I made a left turn just past the main entrance of the hospital into an unidentified parking lot. Up a short hill, behind a rise that blocks the building from the road, sits the Forensic Science Center.

Strange place, the Nashville morgue. I don’t know if morgues are like this all over, but this city’s is more of a bunker than anything else. The doors are heavy, armor-plated, and the few windows in the place are bulletproof. Inside, the staff’s got the makings of a pretty good arsenal, and they all know where the bullets go.

Go figure. I mean, who’d want to blast their way into a morgue? God help anybody who tries, though.

Kay Delacorte sat at her desk, eyeing me through the thick glass. She made a face kind of like a kid biting into a sour ball and pushed a button on a wall next to her desk.

“What do
you
want?”

I looked at her through the glass, gave her my best lost boy look. “C’mon, Kay. Can I come in?”

She giggled, her laugh coming through the speaker as static. Kay’s bright, funny, with a real
M*A*S*H
sense of humor. Guess that’s what it takes. At forty something, she’s the oldest staffer at the morgue, a combination earth mother-social director for the employees.

“What for?”

“I want to talk to Doc Marsha.”

“She doesn’t want to talk to you.” Kay was messing with me now. All part of the game.

“C’mon, Kay, you’re not careful here, you’re going to make me think of my ex-wife.”

“Oh, God forbid …” she yelled, laughing as she pushed another button. The door buzzer wailed. I grabbed the handle and pulled. The front door to the morgue is so heavy you’ve got to grasp it with both hands and plant your feet solid or you’ll never make it.

The bunker door swung open, and I stepped into the heavily air-conditioned building. I shivered slightly after being outside in the hot sun. Every time I’ve ever been in this building, it’s as cold as a meat locker. So to speak.

“You’ve got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here after all this time.” Kay was teasing me now, or at least I hoped that’s what she was doing. Tough to tell with her.

“I know it’s been a long time, babe. But since I got canned at the paper, I don’t have much chance to get down here.”

She stood up, motioned for me. I stepped over to her desk and leaned in. She gave me a quick hug, a peck on the cheek.

“I saw your name in the paper,” she said. “You okay?”

“Little tired. Little sore. Nothing heavy. I guess you know why I’m here.”

“Yeah, and it’s a good thing Dr. Henry’s up in East Tennessee.”

Dr. Henry Krohlmeyer, all the right credentials including Stanford Medical School, was the head meat cutter, the official city medical examiner. He also probably would’ve thrown me out, given the circumstances. My being here was most improper, and I knew it.

“He’s out of town?” I asked, surprised.

“Seminar. Won’t be back until tomorrow.”

“So you guys haven’t autopsied Fletcher yet?”

“Dr. Marsha did it. Dr. Henry’ll sign off on it when he gets back.”

“You think she’ll talk to me?”

“I’ll check, Harry. Best I can do.”

Kay walked back to Marsha’s office, which was one of two smaller offices occupied by the forensic pathologists. Off to another side was an office shared by the three forensic investigators.

Kay walked back in a moment, a wicked grin on her face. “Yeah, go on back there. But be prepared.”

I had a feeling I knew what she was talking about. Tune was when Marsha and I had done a fair amount of flirting, back before I got my divorce. Still under the delusion that I had a marriage, I backed off. Stupid me …

I smiled at Kay, thanked her, and limped on back.

“You know,” she said behind me, “you need a vacation. You look like hell.”

I turned to her. “People keep telling me that.”

“You should listen.”

Marsha sat behind her cluttered desk. Behind her, on a windowsill beneath another pane of bullet-proof glass, sat a dozen or so tiny pill bottles, each marked with a black felt tip pen, each holding a bullet that had been pulled out of one of her customers. Grim work, I thought, but these people seem to thrive on it. In fact, Marsha’s office was filled with other souvenirs: a human skull, a large specimen bottle with a human fetus preserved in formaldehyde, framed color pictures of gruesome murder scenes.

“Who does your decorating?” I asked. “The Addams Family?”

She smiled at me, revealing a mouth full of perfect white teeth. Marsha Helms was even prettier than I’d remembered; maybe it was because I’d been in the middle of a long, dry spell. Maybe she just was, and it took me this long to notice.

“Hello, Harry.” She stood up, and up, and up, and up. God, she was tall. She stuck out a hand, which I took gratefully and shook gently. “Good to see you, again.”

“Good to see you, Marsh. How’s it going?”

“Busy. Long hot summer. The murder rate’s up fourteen percent this year over last, and we aren’t even through the worst part of the summer yet.”

And now I’d been a party, however inadvertently, to making it a notch worse.

“So I’ve heard.” I sat in a scuffed, city-issue office chair across from her.

“You’re limping,” she said. “What happened?”

“Nothing much. Compound fracture. I just had ’em stuff the bone back in and wrap it.”

“Heard you got bopped on the head. Stitches?”

“Coupla hundred. But it’ll be okay.”

We stared at each other for a moment, a thankfully non-pregnant pause. “Such a tough guy,” she chided. “I guess it comes with being a private … dick.”

“So you heard?”

“Yeah. What happened at the newspaper?” Marsha crossed her legs and leaned back in her office chair. She was wearing a long black skirt that peeked out beneath her white lab coat. Great legs, I thought, distracted for a moment. Sorry, can’t help it.

“I hacked off the wrong people. Attitude problem, I guess.”

“I’m surprised you lasted as long as you did. I heard about you and Lanie, too.”

“Yeah,” I said, uncomfortable. I don’t like reopening old wounds—the new ones are bad enough. What the hell, it’s
all in the past, anyway. Letting go of things is tough, but hanging on’s even tougher. “I’m glad it’s over.”

“Pretty rough?”

“In places.”

She looked down at her desk. “You should’ve called me. Somebody to talk to. Shoulder to cry on, maybe.”

I thought for a moment. This was encouraging news, especially for a person in my situation. Wonder if my landlady would mind my having company some evening? I’d never asked her; it simply hadn’t occurred to me.

“Why don’t I do that sometime?”

She looked back at me, smile gone from her face. “But that’s not why you’re here now?”

“No, Marsh. You did Fletcher, right?”

“I was there. I was the one who did the on-scene. You were already gone by then.”

“They took me down to E.R.”

“So what do you want to know?”

“What killed him, Marsh? What killed Conrad Fletcher?”

“You know how much trouble I’d get in for divulging that?”

I leaned forward in the chair, a self-conscious attempt to convey sincerity with body language. I’m never able to pull off that sort of thing, but I keep trying.

“Marsha, I just want to know because, well, I’m involved. It’ll be a matter of public record eventually, anyway. Let me know what I’m up against. Whatever you tell me doesn’t go any further than this office.”

She stood up, thumbed through a stack of file folders, and pulled out one near the top. “C’mon. I’m only doing this because Dr. Henry’s out of the office and Charlie’s out running a D.O.A. car wreck.”

She walked past me quickly, her lab coat brushing against my arm. I followed her out of the office, past Kay Delacorte’s desk, and through the door into the autopsy room. Two tilting tables with bright overhead lights sat shiny, cold, and clean. Off to the left were the tool kits laid out on white towels, the brutal Stryker saw on its side, on a shelf by itself. Marsha’s
heels clicked sharply on the tile floor as we walked out of the autopsy room into the receiving room.